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redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
5/25/2018 7:58 pm

Uhmmm . . . yeah . . . that "voice of reason" one seems to be quite apropos here.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


Classynails 66F
1675 posts
5/25/2018 8:31 pm

Friday Night Lonely Hearts Club Attendence:
CN: Present!
LOL..they are all funny but I laughed out loud at the first one!

Classy, Sassy, and a little Smart-Assy
Sine Metu
CN


heartshapedcock2 40M

5/25/2018 8:32 pm

My dad told me a joke once about why women have sex with their eyes closed and I think it kind of ties in with the topic on my blog. He said women keep their eyes closed because they hate seeing a man have a good time.


marriedcretin 53M
1324 posts
5/25/2018 8:41 pm

Yes. Jolly good. Most amusing.


OldrHarleyGuy 72M

5/25/2018 8:51 pm

Bravo, thank you there beautiful lady....


fitvagitarian 62M

5/25/2018 9:12 pm

Your humor won me over, so if you want me I won't put up a fight.


patstar111 52M
4 posts
5/26/2018 1:40 am

Funny. Thanks for sharing.


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
5/26/2018 7:36 am

Yes, I think I counted 10? Let me just check again.


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
5/26/2018 9:53 am

I havn't been able to read your posts for sometime. It' Saturday morning and I just kept laughing , THANKS

(Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group


wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
5/26/2018 10:27 am

here's the thing. I read everything I missed and I want to say something that has nothing to do with this particular blog...

you are a really good writer. you have a natural wit and a real way with words that draws the reader in from the first sentence. it's a gift. it's truly obvious when you read a bunch all at once. they could be gathered into a book, called the LaLaverse and people would buy it, you would go on Oprah and become a social media Goddess.

you are THAT good.

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
5/26/2018 12:25 pm

These are all great but that third one.. PRICELESS!!!

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


MissCinders 58F
1533 posts
5/26/2018 5:15 pm

Love these. My favorite is the Jack King Off
LOL


pagancountrygirl 66F
6466 posts
5/26/2018 6:23 pm

They're all really good, but that last one had me snorting and laughing out loud.

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


SeaGirlFL 60F
9220 posts
5/26/2018 8:28 pm

*sneaks in late to the club meeting*

What? I was here, just distracted by the funnies and I didn't hear you call my name!

I brought root beer. And popcorn.

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
5/28/2018 4:10 am

It's a sad and sorry statement on society when anyone has to stand in the corner to fart, let alone the pretty girls.........farting should be done with pride, and that will be on my manifesto when I stand for Prime Minister at the next election!!

McSnoggles.......


TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
5/28/2018 4:46 am

heh heh heh.... still funny on monday morning!!!!


redhotfun4you2 61F  
1596 posts
6/2/2018 10:07 am

Thanks for the Saturday morning chuckle...


GhostofH 65M
22788 posts
6/2/2018 10:49 am

I absolutely LOVED these!


Szplay69 40M

6/20/2018 6:31 am

Love the memes


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