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My Ideal Person I am looking for a straight male, aged 18-22. I prefer tan guys with blonde hair and green eyes, but I won't totally cut off guys with brown hair. Guys must be physically fit, and spontaneity, randomness, and honesty are a must. Tattoos, piercings, and guys on ego trips are the biggest turnoffs, and I'm really really not interested if you have any of those. So otherwise, apply if you fit the bill.
However, if you do not fit the criteria that I have listed, then don't bother sending me a message. No old men. EW. Im so sick of gross guys old enough to be my father sending me messages on this site; it's so incredibly revolting. Unless you're between the ages of 18-22, you don't have a snowball's chance in hell with me. Don't even bother sending me a message saying, "I know you want a 22 year old, but I'm 23, will that do?", "I just turned 23, is that okay?" "Old men like to look and have fun too,", "I know I'm not in your age group, but would you like to chat anyways?" because I just laugh at those messages because people are that desperate. I don't want to chat with you, and I'm not looking to be friends either. I also don't care if you think I'm gorgeous; keep it to yourself. It's just a waste of time for you to type out messages like that, so save your finger energy and don't. Seriously, it gets so old that people can't read what I want, and it's quite sad. For your sake and others, if you cannot read then get off this site and go back to school.
I know exactly what I want, and I won't settle for anything less.
Also, NO FAT GUYS! I'm not looking for a "life-sized teddy bear." I don't want a guy who might fall over from a heart attack because he can't manage to maintain his weight. I make sure that I stay in shape and respect my body, so I don't want anyone who doesn't.
Last but not least, I'll say it again to make my point very clear: DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU ARE NOT 18-22!!! Your message will go straight to my filtered folder, and you'll either get an automated reply saying I'm looking for someone younger or that I'm not interested. Or, I'll be a complete bitch and set you straight because you can't read. So match my criteria, and there won't be an issue.
What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Nirvana, Atreyu, Carolina Liar, Hollywood Undead, Theory
of a Deadman, 3oh!3, Lil Wayne
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I'd love to have sex in an elevator at Nordstrom's.
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Leather, Massage
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
If I could have sex with Chace Crawford or Chad Kroger, my
life would be complete and I would die a very happy woman.
Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.
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Sexual Orientation:
Straight
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Looking For: Men |