Hi there and thank you for clicking my button. The next question is why? how? There are millions of ads out there. We must be destined! Well maybe not. To answer your curiosity, I am a 52 year old male, divorced with three ren, have my own business and try hard to play the piano. Looks? I have often been compared to Brad Pitt, Marlon Brando, Michael Owen, Robbie Williams, Yul Brinner and a host of other really good looking guys, but the conclusion has been - except in one respect - no compari. Ok, so I am balding - I have been for 20 years - but I am not a 'two paper bag' job. I think I am attractive - at least that is what the guy who shaves with me every morning tells me. But seriously, if I can be such a thing, I am really not that bad. I won't embarass so don't be put off. By now, you would have come to your conclusion. If you have a good sense of humour (my favorite joke of the moment is 'what sound does a cow with no lips make - OOOOooooo' Geddit!) and if you laughed, drop me a line. If not, go back to the Times crossword. I spend all day being serious so I like to chill whenever I can. (By the way, I do not know what my height is in centimetres but it's about 5ft 10 inches in old money.)

My Ideal Person I wouldn't be so bold. This is not a shopping list. I am looking for the person. The true person that is. You will know yourself what I am looking for. Have you got it. Then please return it!

The fact that you are on such a site means that you are either the old bill (in which case, 'I am totally innocent Your Honour') or you are looking for fun (in which case, 'innocent? Me? You're 'aving a larff').

As the title says, I am looking for an education or even to educate. I am willing to try most things once (ok, maybe twice) and even be prepared to prove that Einstein did not have a monopoly on inventions. So give me a bell and I will show you how the geiger counter works.