Update.... I have had enough of the small town. I'm moving to the Big D. . Okay, this is going to sound sappy and desperate but here goes.... Divorced and lonely. Can you believe it? I know for a fact that I am not alone on this one, but I am putting it all on the line. I am selective and that is why I said it the way I did. Selective could be to your benefit. I have no problems in a relationship cause I am humorous, caring, sensitive, spontaneous, and can hold a conversation about things other than sex or football (because I prefer sex and baseball ;). I am a good listener also..... I find sharing the days events together in a steamy bathtub can be quiet relaxing and a good starter at unwinding. Got bubbles? Now I am convinced that nobody really reads beyong the first couple of lines so I am going to put in some yadda yadda here as filler. Hey, I'm paying for it, why not get my monies worth? What am I looking for? My likes/dislikes? I'm looking for it all. I am looking for a rich, educated, mature, and beautiful woman. She will buy me expensive stuff and keep me at home as her sex toy. Her long days and hard work ends when she walks through the door to find me patiently waiting like a caged animal. I will treat her like the queen she is because she will have everything that i truly want and desire. Not the expensive toys. Not the riches and jet set life. Above it all, I am looking for my best friend and lover. A special someone..... money can't buy that.